Thank you for listening whoever you are, wherever you might be, this is probably the weirdest thing I will ever post (if I ever post more)
I have a confession to make and get ready because it is probably the strangest thing I have decided to share with my Tumblr audience:
I hate sports, I’m not good at any, although I learned to play Squash and Badminton in high school and I got to be sort of good in the later, I don’t even remember why.
I don’t care much for sports, unless it’s the Olympic Games and there isn’t much to see on TV, and I sort of care about soccer, The World Cup, of course, but other than that, not all soccer, oh no: I only care about Barcelona, so much that I sort of have an official hat and shirt and a careful inspection in my closet you will find a bunch of MNG T-Shirts that read “Barcelona” that I sometimes purposely wear when I know the team has beat up Real Madrid (the “evil” archrival) at classic games, the purpose of wearing these shirts is mostly to sort of mortify my friends and relatives who love RM, in a subtly fashionable way. X) (I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a Team Shirt!).
And no my relationship with the team started back when I was a teenager, so no, this is not about Messi (although he’s soccer god, if you know what I mean!). As for Barça, I sort of know the name of all the players, know when they’re playing, as much as I am happy that my beloved FCB is the best soccer team in the world and whenever they can, they kick the behinds of pretty much any other big soccer team in the world. And as much as I think Pep Guardiola, the kick ass coach, is so handsome and fashionable…
This inevitably leads me to the real issue here, my silly confession: I think Real Madrid’s coach, Jose Mourinho is a total jerk if you might. Ah, you don’t believe me???? (just type in his name and Press conference on youtube and I’m pretty sure you will find enough evidence for this). So much so, that the Spanish version of Rolling Stone magazine even awarded him with the title of “2011’s best Rock Star” basically for being difficult and a total jerk.
I also think he’s a complete loser for being coach of RM and also for being such a bad loser himself, understandably it must be really hard to conceal emotions when you think so much of your coaching skills, and you find you are coaching what is considered (and is) team #2 all the time, but I think -and get ready for this-: yes, I think Jose Mourinho is: tall, dark, handsome, and gorgeous! (but married)
thank you for listening, dear audience… now the rest of my life can truly begin!